Get rid of a hickey

I have never had a hickey. No one cared enough to ever hickey me.

For those more fortunate than I, pay attention. This video is brought to you by the good folks at Howcast. While their videos often have a wry sense of humor, their instructional intent is serious.

Who would have thunk? This hickey tutorial has seven steps. (Five fewer than your run-of-the-mill addiction.)